When we originally encountered you, we pittied you...but compared to the rest of the house, you were, oddly enough, the most functional. Partially because we need you so much, and partially because the rest of the house was so ugly you were last on the rehab list. Although you have served us well over the past year and a half, assisting us with countless meals, thousands of cookies, and two gingerbread structures, I am excited to say...you have to go. I realize your previous owners probably thought you were a dramatic, maybe even fashionable statement. I am sure they were even convinced that you would accent the small pink flecks in the laminate countertops they installed, but you now clash with the rest of the house. I apologize (not really), Hot Pink, Salmon Kitchen, but you have been pink slipped.
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